using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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