so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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