No awkward lesbian experiences without me
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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