White coat. Heels.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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