thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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