I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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