You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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