No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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