we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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