Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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