somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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