youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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