ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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