Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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