let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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