Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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