just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
love makes seman taste better
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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