You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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