She announced her abortion via fbk
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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