I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
she pinky promised me she was 18
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
NoShamevember. You game?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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