Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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