Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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