I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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