The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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