I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
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You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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