I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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