Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
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John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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