A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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