Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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