am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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