I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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