I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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