I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
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I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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