he was CRYING into my vagina
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
as a side note pls kill me
I'm bleeding and have questions
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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