you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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