Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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