Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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