Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
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i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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