What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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