By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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