Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize