I faked an abortion last night.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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