We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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