so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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