i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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