THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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