just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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