Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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