i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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