Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Randomize